Q. How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. (I) Three. One to change the light bulb, one to buy the "1999
light bulb changing" commemorative t-shirt and video, and one to drive
the other two back to Torquay.
Admittedly, it's not the best of jokes as I left my sense of humour on the bus today, can you do better? Why not email me at leeroby@catgames.com and send me your effort?
